Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a
1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill
forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor
dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Mary had a little lamb its coat was full of fleas and what more
is that the little cunt had foot and mouth disease
little miss druggy sat in her buggy smoking an ounce
of weed along cam a spider skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed
little jack horner satin his corner licking his girlfriend dry.he
stuck in his tongue_ licked out some cum and said fuck this is better than pie.
Hickory dickory dock.dis bitch woz suckin me cock.da
clock struck 2 i dumped me goo & dropped her at da end of da block!
Twinkle twinkle little rectum.big cocks cum when you least expect
them.never mind the screams of passion.pop it up her doggy fashion!
Mary had a little lamb she kept it in da backyard.wen
she took her panties off his wooly dick got hard!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore.Humpty Dumpy spunked on the floor
and all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fucked her again!
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.had a wife & liked to
beat her.smacked her twice around da head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Jack & Jill went up the hill 2fetch a pale of water.we dont
no wot they did up there but they came back wiv a daughter
Mary Mary quite contrary trim that pussy its too damn
hairy!!!
Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror
laughed Den made a grunt_ It sure aint u.u ungly cunt!
spider spider on the wall.u think ur smart u
know fuck all.ur on a wall thats just been plastered.now
ur stuck u stupid bastard!
twinkle twinkle little knob how she likes it in her gob.wen she
feels that certain twitch she pulls it out the spitful bitch!
Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow?
Listen you twat i live in a flat so how the fuck do i know.
jingle jangle silver bangle Im gonna fuck u from every angle.lipsy
dipsy laalaa po if u give me a fuck i'll give u a blow!
There was a young man from kent.whos dick was terribly
bent.to save any trouble he bent it up double instead of coming he went
There was a young girl from down wick who asked her mum wot is a
prick.she said oh Annie it goes up ur fanny & jumps up & down til its sick!
Ther once was a mouse called Keith.who circumsised
boys with his teeth.it was'nt for leisure or sexual pleasure but to get to the cheese underneath
There woz a young man named Dave.Who dug a dead whore from her grave.she
woz mouldy as shit & missing a tit... but think of the money he saved
There woz a young vampire named mabel.whos periods
were highly unstable.every full moon shed pull out a spoon & drink herself under the table
There woz a young whore from crew who filled her vagina wiv glue.she
said wiv a grin if dey pay 2 get in they'll pay 2 get out of it 2
Trick me lick me hold me kiss me.touch me tease me
come and please me.when im stressed i need a press so come on baby do ur best!
d fuck you standing Id fuck u lying.If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if
u were dead ur not forgotten ill dig you up & fuck u rotten!
ill giv u kisses.ill giv u flowers,ill take u 2 bed
& fuck u 4 hours.i promis u dis it wont be a bore.cos 1 nite wiv me & ull be bak 4 more!
Roses are red Pickles are green.I love your legs & whats in
between!
lip lockin body rockin.dick suckin all nite fuckin.tongue
teasin.hand pleasing.loads of lustin 2 much thrustin.now ur gaggin lets get shaggin!
roses r red poems r corny take me 2bed cos im feelin horny.
wen roses r red they r ready 2b plucked.wen i c u
nxt ur gonna get fucked
The sky is blue the grass is green. the harder i fuck the louder
the scream.the louder the scream the harder i fuck.so gimme a ring n u mite b in luck!
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy
puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
Sex is good sex is fine.doggy style or 69.just for fun or gettin
paid every1 likes getting laid!So txt me bak & wiv sum luck ull earn urself a scrumptious f**k
I like your style_ I like your class_ but most of
all i like your arse!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your
legs and we can multiply!
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and
see who wins!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me
a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
